Welcome to Real First World Problems
A first world problem is described either as a condition or frustration experienced only by privileged persons in prosperous or highly-developed countries. Read More
My speech is going to cut into Boardwalk Empire. Now I will have to record it.
I can hear the people that live above me farting in their bathtub.
I ate a whole box of rainbow nerds. Half of them I found later in my bra.